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foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

wetheswift:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

OMG I LOOKED REALLY CLOSE AND THEY ARE FRED AND DAPHNE

(Source: s-gellar)

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano)

iwishihadafather:

im going on tour you guys! here are my tour dates:

  • taco bell: 5:00pm
  • mcdonalds: 5:20pm
  • chipotle: 5:43pm
  • panda express: 6:32pm

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters)

(Source: nsfwhumor)

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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so-personal:

everything personal♡
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so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: eu-pho-riaa)

brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

hi:

hi:

one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block

this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg
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hi:

hi:

one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block

this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg

(Source: swiftbeautifultragic)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

suqmydiqtbh:

Lindsay Lohan & Daniel Franzese, 2004/2014